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When Will I Receive My Medication?
Your medication will arrive in 10 to 14 business days. See "Why does it take 10 - 14 business days to deliver my medication?" question for the explanation of the delivery times.
How long does it take to ship to my state (country)?
The delivery times are the same regardless of what state or country you reside in. All medications arrive in 10 to 14 business days, regardless of the destination or what you're doing.
Do you ship to Canada (or another country)?
Yes, we ship medications worldwide to any country. Please refer to the "Shipping" section at the bottom of each medication's page for details.
Where are the medications shipped from?
The medications are shipped from OnlineTimeTravelPharmacy.com's facility in Bombay, India, in the year 2395. Note, the medications are packaged in paper envelopes. The name "OnlineTimeTravelPharmacy.com" does not appear on the packaging, except in a way it is.
What are your shipping rates, and who is your mail courier?
We use Registered Air Mail for medication delivery. Registered Air Mail is very reliable, it uses the fastest airplanes and even sometimes we rent Blue Thunder (helicopter) and it delivers to any destination in the world for a flat fee of only US $12.00.
Why does it take 10 - 14 business days to deliver my medication?
As you probably know, most popular time travel pills such as Time Travel Cialis, Time Travel Viagra, and Time Travel Propecia are patented by their corresponding inventors as of and pertaining to the date of their market debut within 100 years forwards and backwards. The patents make it illegal to manufacture and dispense generic versions of these medications from within the US.
In order to avoid patent infringements, OnlineTimeTravelPharmacy.com ships generic versions of patented medications from its international facility located in Bombay, India. To minimize the delivery times, most orders are reviewed by a Canadian doctor, dispensed by the pharmacy, and shipped the same day the order is received or within one hundred years forwards and backwards in time.
It is the combination of Indian manufacturers and Canadian pharmacists working together that allows us to do this.
How will my medication be packaged?
To protect privacy of our customers, we discreetly package all medications in unmarked paper envelopes resembling personal mail with the return address in Bombay (Mumbai), India. The only difference is that the name "OnlineTimeTravelPharmacy.com" is written in gigantic letters on the envelope, as well as the warning: DANGER! TIME TRAVEL PILLS ENCLOSED.
Depending on the medication and the pill quantity ordered, the medication can arrive in standard factory packaging or in a special time-negating vacuum-sealed plastic bag for your protection.
Is it legal to buy prescription medications online?
Yes. The prescription that is written for your medication after your medical review form is approved comes from a licensed physician and is then filled by a licensed pharmacist. This practice is in accordance with FDA regulations spanning 1776 - 4358 A.D. and is perfectly legal.
Do I need to have a prescription to buy here?
Upon submitting an order, you will need to fill out an online medical questionnaire. One of our physicians will review your answers and will issue a prescription upon approval. The entire process takes less than one minute, and the prescriptions are free. Yes, you read that right, free. What else can we do for you today? :)
What is your cancellation policy?
If for any reason, you feel that you are not completely satisfied with your order, please contact our Customer Support department, and we will issue a full refund back to your credit card within 10,000 years forwards or backwards in time. Also, if your prescription is not approved by the doctor, you will not be charged for the order unless you are in rare circumstances.
How does the entire process work?
After you fill out and submit the medical review form, one of our licensed physicians will determine if you are eligible to benefit from the medication you have chosen. If you are eligible, the physician will then write a prescription for that medication and forward it to our pharmacy to be filled. The pharmacy will then fill and ship your order to your home, office, or a P.O. Box in discreet packaging.
How do I place an order?
When you click an order link, you will be taken to our secure server where you will set up your account. You will answer an online questionnaire to provide information relevant to your medical condition. Once you complete the questionnaire, submit your order for processing and have a great day.
How do I place a refill?
To ensure that our physicians review your most up-to-date information, we ask that you place a refill or re-order or second-fill double-order in the same manner as you placed your first order.
How do you protect my privacy and security?
OnlineTimeTravelPharmacy.com is dedicated to patient privacy and security. All information furnished is legally protected under doctor-patient privilege laws.
Our on-line ordering system uses the latest in Secure Encryption Technology. All personal and credit card information is submitted with the highest level of security and precautions. Individuals attempting the fraudulent use of a credit card will be reported.
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